trudy Showing Great Promise

Joined: 14 Jan 2008 Location: South Georgia, left at nowhere (Map) Posts: 281
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| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:16 am Post subject: Senior Breakfast Special |
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Senior Breakfast Specials
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors'
special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good", my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
because you're ordering a la carte", the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?"
my wife asked Incredulously.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell", my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than once.
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Droopy Slug Slaughterer
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| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:51 am Post subject: |
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I shall have to try and remember that!
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Biita Arctic-ally Challenged Forager
 Joined: 31 Oct 2007 Location: Norway (Map) Posts: 1834
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| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:57 am Post subject: |
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ohhh thats so good,,lol,, thanks for that one!
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glendann Official Garden Angel
 Joined: 19 May 2006 Location: Texas (Map) Posts: 7162 PlantStew: 219 |
| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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Loved that one .Yep seniors think of everything.LOL
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eileen Moderator & Resident Taxonomist

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| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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SongofJoy57 Showing Great Promise

 Joined: 20 Oct 2007 Location: Foothills of North Carolina Z = 7a & 7b (Map) Posts: 732 PlantStew: 46 |
| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:48 am Post subject: |
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Yeah Man . . . Seniors Rule!!!
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Netty Chaotic Gardener
 Joined: 04 Nov 2006 Location: Southern Ontario zone 5a Posts: 4942 PlantStew: 5262 |
| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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How clever!
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