Calomaar
Deputy's Friend
Joined: 02 Mar 2007
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Location: Land O' Lakes, Wisc. Z - 3b/4a (Map)
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:09 pm Post subject: Program Problems |
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe', try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support
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kaseylib
Showing Great Promise
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 486
Location: Wisconsin
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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Good one!!!
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eileen
Moderator & Resident Taxonomist
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Joined: 07 Feb 2005
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Location: Scotland (Map)
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| Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:10 am Post subject: |
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I think I installed that Husband 1.0 programme on my old computer. I was thinking of installing it on this new one to see if it worked any better but somehow I don't think it will!!! 
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Droopy
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Joined: 11 Aug 2007
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Location: Western Norway (Map)
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| Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:59 am Post subject: |
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 I need to send that to a woman I know.
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Netty
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Location: Southern Ontario zone 5
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