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SongofJoy57

Foothills of North Carolina Z = 7a & 7b
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:57 am   Post subject: The Elderly Snake


An old snake goes to see his doctor.

He says, "Doctor, I need something for my eyes. I can't see well these days". The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks, and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

The doctor says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc. I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

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Netty


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Southern Ontario zone 5a
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:05 pm   Post subject:


Laughing

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eileen


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Scotland
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:24 pm   Post subject:


Awww poor snake!! Laughing Laughing Laughing


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glendann

Texas
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:13 pm   Post subject:


SmileSmileSmile That is so funny and so Sad sad.


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Droopy


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Western Norway
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:03 pm   Post subject:


Laughing He shouldn't have glasses.


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bluewillow
Canada
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:15 pm   Post subject:


That's a cute one! Wink

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Primsong

Oregon
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:44 pm   Post subject:


Take the glasses off! Take the glasses off! There.... now, isn't that better?

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