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Feline PhysicsCategory: Humor??? | Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:32 amFeline Physics Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric. Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat. Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken. Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat. Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat. Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light. Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room. Law of Bag/Box Occupancy - All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond. Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter. Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him. Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity. Law of Cat Composition - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter. Last edited: Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:32 am This blog entry has been viewed 98 times
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Thanks now you made me spit coffee on my computer screen. I never read Eileen's post with my mouth full I guess I will have to add you to the l;ist. that is too funny and absolutely true
Oh dear GF my sides are aching after reading those!!
Too funny and absolutely the truth.
Those fit Bubba to a tee, except the scurrying mouse, I don't think he would chase a mouse if his life depended on it.
Those are so true and entirely to funny.
Okay, now I have laugh cramps in my facial muscles.
Law of CAt Sleeping fit our house quite well a couple of nights ago. Puzzle got a good nights sleep - we didn't.
reggaefan, I am sorry, will try to post warning first from now on.
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