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Category: Humor??? | Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:37 pm

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Law of Cat Elongation - A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Obstruction - A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.

Law of Cat Acceleration - A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance - Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

Law of Rug Configuration - No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance - A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation - Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation - Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Milk Consumption - A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement - A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing - A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.

Law of Fluid Displacement - A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.



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reggaefan wrote on Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:41 pm:

Thanks made sure my mouth was empty this time . Thanks for posting

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eileen wrote on Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:11 pm:

I have the distinct feeling GF that you are talking for personal experience!!! LOL

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pondlady wrote on Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:00 pm:

I think you knew my kitty, GF.

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GardenFanantic wrote on Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:31 pm:

These ARE all personally experienced even tho they aren't mine originally. :)

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