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More Feline PhysicsCategory: Humor??? | Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:37 pmLaw of Cat Elongation - A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it. Law of Cat Obstruction - A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic. Law of Cat Acceleration - A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop. Law of Dinner Table Attendance - Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served. Law of Rug Configuration - No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long. Law of Obedience Resistance - A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something. First Law of Energy Conservation - Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible. Second Law of Energy Conservation - Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping. Law of Milk Consumption - A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. Law of Furniture Replacement - A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture. Law of Cat Landing - A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human. Law of Fluid Displacement - A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed. This blog entry has been viewed 86 times
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Thanks made sure my mouth was empty this time . Thanks for posting
I have the distinct feeling GF that you are talking for personal experience!!! LOL
I think you knew my kitty, GF.
These ARE all personally experienced even tho they aren't mine originally. :) Login or register to leave a comment. |
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