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Category: Humor??? | Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:01 pm

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"There are people who reshape the world by force or argument but the cat just lies there, dozing, and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience." --Alan and Ivy Dodd

"God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion." --Fernand Mery

"Who could believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur?" --Irish saying

"A Cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin." --Fred Schwab

"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." --Edward Palley

"There are no ordinary cats." --Colette

"A sleeping cat is ever alert." --Fred Schwab

"In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats." --English Proverb

"Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses." --John Weitz

"To please himself only the cat purrs." --Irish proverb

"Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you for yourself alone." --Dr. Louis J. Camuti

"The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal." --Sir Compton Mackenzie

"A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to." --Dr. Louis J. Camuti

"Since each of us is blessed with only one life, why not live it with a cat?" --Robert Stearns

"Cats are always elegant." --John Weitz

"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." --Mark Twain

"A cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menault

"You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense." --Jane Pauley

"Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow." --George Will

"The cat pretends to sleep that it may see the more clearly." --Chateaubriand

"All animals are equal but some are more equal than others." --George Orwell

"The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat." --Jules Reynard


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zuzu's petals wrote on Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:27 pm:

"Cats are always elegant." --John Weitz

*lol* This guy never saw Mathom, the cat I had when I was a teen.
That was the goofiest feline EVER!!
I'm not sure he even knew he was a cat.

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glendann wrote on Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:02 pm:

I can't see your pictures GF.I have those danged dreaded Xs.

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eileen wrote on Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:59 pm:

Neither can I and I sooo wanted to see them.

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GardenFanantic wrote on Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:43 am:

Sorry, I will work on this later so you can see them.

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