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Rules for Cats who RUN the house!!!
Category: Organic Tips for your Garden | Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:32 am I thought that some of these "rules" would make you smile!!! All from a cat's point of view.... CHAIRS and RUGS........... If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug.If there is no Oriental rug, then shag would be sufficient. When throwing up on a carpet, make sure you back up while doing so, to make sure the mess you leave is as long as a human foot!! DOORS..... Do not allow closed doors at any time in your house. To get a door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws, once door is open, it is not necessary to use it. After you have an outside door open, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season! BATHROOMS........ Always accompany humans to the bathroom. Make sure they let you in( see above rule regarding doors) and then simply sit there and stare at them.! PLAY........ This is REALLY important. Get plenty of sleep during the day so you are fresh for playing kitty games in the middle of the night. The best place to play is in the human's bedroom, preferably under the bed!! BEDTIME........ Always sleep right on top of a human when you decide to get some sleep during the night. If they try to move, make it clear( and you know how) that this is not allowed.!! Humans can be taught if you start early and remain totally consistent. Mrs 'G' This blog entry has been viewed 374 times
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That was good Mrs.G.Im woken up with kat on top of me in the am(7 am) i know ,saying(feed me now)...lol.And the oriental rug has seen that happen here!..How true most of that is..
Directions for cats, interesting career opportunities there. Perhaps you should write a 'life manual' for cats Mrs. G :) Very funny blog entry.
Your obviously a cat person!!! Brilliant. LOL
Have you been looking in my windows and documenting our life with cats? It sure sounds just like our house. Login or register to leave a comment. |
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