A woman is badly burned in a car accident. She requires a skin graft on her face. Because of her injuries, the surgeons can't take skin grafts from her own body. She must rely on a donor. Her husband volunteers. Deciding where to harvest skin, a smooth area is preferred. Husband mentions, he has a smooth bottom. The surgeon agrees, and the surgery is planned. After five hours of grueling surgery, the operation is a complete success! Following weeks of recovery, the patient's bandages are finally removed. She looks onto the mirror and is so excited to see the smooth result! Through tears of joy, she tells her husband " I can never thank you enough for this! I will do anything you ask, to thank you". Husband says, "We've been married twenty five years. There's nothing you can give me that you haven't already. Besides, when your mother kisses your cheek, that will be all the thanks I'll ever need!
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