I could post this in the Jokes forum, but it is true, so here it is. Two Texans were fishing in a local lake, using an inflatable boat. The string of catfish they had dangling in the water somehow pierced the inflatable, which rapidly became non-inflated. After all, catfish do have sharp points! The fishermen donned life vests and spent an hour in the water before being spotted and reported to the park ranger, who got in his hard-shell boat and rescued them. Moral of this story--be nice to fish because they can exact revenge.
