One you've probably seen before..

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  1. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    You need to be careful and only drink what YOU order...

    There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
    trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
    and gulps it down in one swig.
    "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,
    menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," I said.
    "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
    When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen
    and I don't have any insurance.
    I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
    I found my wife with another man . . .
    and then my dog bit me."
    "So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
    I buy a drink,
    I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
    and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!........

    But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Love to all, Hank.....
     
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  3. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    Hadn't heard that one before! I like it, like it, like it:smt041:smt041:smt041!
     
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    mart Strong Ash

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    LOL ! Good one !
     
  5. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    That'll teach him!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  6. Islandlife

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    Good one
     

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