An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were captured by an evil sorcerer who condemned them to 10 years each in a pit. However each was allowed to take 10 years’ supply of 1 item. The Irishman said “Irish whisky!” and was duly granted his wish. The Scotsman said “Scotch whisky!” and he too was granted his choice. The Englishman said “Cigarettes!” and lo and behold his wish was granted. After 10 years they were released. The Irishman climbed out but immediately dropped dead from alcoholic poisioning. The Scotsman climbed out next and he too dropped dead from alcoholic poisoning. The Englishman climbed out last and said: “Anybody got a lighter?”
