A Joke or Two

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    When mother nature is finally fed up

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    When Mother Nature is finally fed up .. ..Chapter 2 ….in my garden grown from seed. :rofl: Celosia plants.
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    When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them:
    I have two gifts to give you - one is to pee standing up and...
    Adam, very anxious, interrupted him screaming:
    ME..! ME..! I want it, please Lord... please... please... please...
    This would make life a lot easier!
    Eve agreed and said those things didn’t matter to her.
    So God gave Adam the gift.

    Adam was amazed, screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, peeing on every tree.
    He ran along the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand.
    He lit a fire and played fireman..
    God and Eve stared at the mad man with happiness until Eve asked God:
    and... what is the other present?
    And God answered:

    A Brain, Eve... The brain is yours...
    And that my friends, is how it all started.

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    Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.

    Hector: "What are you doing these days?"

    Freddy: "PHD."

    Hector: "Wow! You're a doctor!"

    Freddy: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."
     
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    we call these plants amaranthus or amaranth. The seeds are copious and are a very healthy grain. There are many ways to use them in the kitchen. The leaves taste like spinach and become green when cooked. They are good in salads when young. This is a superfood apparently.
     
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    @Odif yes amaranth is a healthy grain and leaves. Thank you.
     
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