A Joke or Two

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    @DHR.
    Every joke you post …
    Every plant you trim…
    I’ll be watching you…. :headbang:

    ‘Sting’, name of singer who sang & produced the song in above doggie joke… ‘I’ll Be Watching You’ , was in concert yesterday for the Independence Day Celebration of the US performing that very song at an old hang out of mine at the Red Rocks Amphitheater a natural theater formed in a red rock canyon in Colorado.
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    Hey, You Guys !! That song is not funny to me !!
    Back in the 80's I was sleeping at the barn with a horse that got run into on the track and was recovering from surgery. I was totally alone, and some guy kept calling the barn and playing that song.

    Every step you take,
    Every move you make,
    I'll be watching you !!

    You can imagine: Pitch dark around the barn and nobody is supposed to be up and wandering around @3 in the morning. After the third call I called Security. They found him at the pay phone by the track kitchen with his battery operated 8 track player and that song on the tape.

    He was drunk, high on ludes and had a 6" butcher knife with him.
    He got permanently banned from ever working on any racetrack in the States.

    I still wonder if that knife was planned to be used on me.
     
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    Omg rolling on the floor from the last post DHR… thank you for the laughs every day…:sete_056:
     
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    This is my dog's favourite hat. You'd think he'd try to shake it off, but he doesn't.
    Every time I get it out of a drawer, he gets excited as he knows we're going out.


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