The white wedding dress

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  1. jungseed

    jungseed Seedling

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    A Son asked his mother the following question:
    'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son
    and
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    'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure

    The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
    father.
    'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'*
    The father looks at his son in surprise and says:*

    'Son, all household appliances come in white.'*
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :smt021 :smt021 I hope his wife didn't hear him saying that!! :D
     
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    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    jung, I knew you were in trouble as soon as I read this!
     
  5. jungseed

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    worse yet, I sent it home for the hubby to read.
     

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