When in chicken coop, do not . . . .

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  1. marlingardener

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    Drop a glove. The mornings have been chilly and I've been wearing a pair of light woolen gloves to feed the ladies and clean the coop. This morning I felt a sneeze coming on and took off a glove to grope for my hanky. I dropped the glove.
    My hens are used to food falling out of the sky, and one immediately grabbed the glove and started a game of keep-away. The other hens chased her, sure she had something delicious to eat, and I chased the flock, trying to get my glove back. I was doing fine until they left the inside coop and went outside. I can't fit in the outside coop.
    I had no idea what wool would do to the internal plumbing of a chicken, and no desire to find out. I got some scratch and sprinkled it inside, calling them all the while. All of them came back inside except the one with the glove ( think she must have seen a Michael Jackson video at some time and liked that one-glove thing). I finally got a long-handled rake and raked my glove back inside.
    I don't think I'll be wearing that glove anytime soon.
     
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  3. kathyd

    kathyd In Flower

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    I laughed picturing this in my head.
     
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    I can just picture this! I can't help it, it is funny!
     
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    Chuckle, chuckle. I don't think that the wool would hurt them any, though. But that would be a waste of a perfectly good glove. Glad you got it back. My girls love styrofoam.....I had a sheet of insulating foam by the back of the coop and I found them outside of the fence pecking away at it. They all survived.
     



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    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Where is the video camera when you need one!!!

    If she had eaten that glove do you think her eggs would have come out wrapped in a woolen 'egg cozy' ?
     
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    No, Toni, but her eggs might have had five fingers.
     
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    cherylad Countess of Cute-ification Plants Contributor

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    That's just too funny. Yep... a video would have won awards! :D
     
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    Marlingardener that is way to funny :D :D I know putting fiber in ones diet is good for you. But not quite that much fiber. A video would have been really great.
    My sister use to a dog that would eat her mittens, scarves and underwear if left lying about. :eek:
     
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    Jerry Sullivan Garden Experimenter Plants Contributor

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    I can picture the chickens making their escape to the outside coop. I'm saving that story.

    Jerry
     
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    Naught feathery ladies aren't they :D
     
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    Oh MG---I laughed til my eyes watered asndf my sides ached. I can just see that before my eyes.
    Gad!--I think I might have had chicken for dinner after that.
    Can you still use the glove?
    hahaha
     
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    Well, Sjoerd, would you want to put something on your hand that had been dragged through a chicken coop? I think I'll retire that glove . . . .
     
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    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    :D Wish I was there to see the show! :D
     
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    Hahahaha :D ...right you are!
     
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    Silly hens :) Stuff the glove, put it on a stick, draw a mean face on it with a sharpie, and set it outside the coop to scare raccoons? It probably won't work, but you'll have a good story for anyone who asks :)
     
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