Airport Screening

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  1. Islandlife

    Islandlife Young Pine

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    December 2015 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening:

    Terrorists Discovered
    0

    Transvestites
    133

    Hernias
    1,485

    Haemorrhoid Cases
    3,172

    Enlarged Prostates
    8,249

    Breast Implants
    59,350

    Natural Blondes
    3

    It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.

    Thought you'd like to know.
     
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    You mean to say there actually are some natural blondes?!! :p
     
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