For all of you over 20

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  1. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
    #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
    #8 Life is sexually transmitted.
    #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
    #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
    #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
    #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
    #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
    #2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
     
  2. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    OH I love those Jane!! I'm going to copy them and print them out. I especially like #2 #4 and #6!!! :smt081
     
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    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    Haha those are funny!!
     



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  5. mart

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    The best lessons in the world to remember !
     
  6. Sjoerd

    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    Oh Jane---what a list of wisdom.
    Oh dear me.
     

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