There was this man and his wife and six children were waiting for a bus along with a man with a wooden leg. When the bus arrived they were told only five could get on. The lady pleaded to let her and the children on and her husband could walk home. So they got on the bus and her husband started to walk home. The old man with the wooden lag walked behind him, clonk, clonk. The guy thought this noise annoying so he walked a bit faster, the guy speeded up also, clonk,clonk. The guy speeded up faster. the old guy followed. Really annoyed with this clonking he said to the guy "Couldn't you have put a rubber on that thing" the old man replied "If you had put a rubber on your thing, we both would have got on that bus".
