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  1. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    Guess who built King Arthur's roundtable? Sir Cumference!
     
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  2. Dirtmechanic

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    Looks like fall has arrived, gardeners have time on their hands! john-speirs_i-guess-summers-over_00005017-copy-800x504.jpg
     
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    When the comedian Harry Secombe who was quite portly, received his knighthood, his friends started calling him Sir Cumference.

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  5. mart

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    This is my laugh of the day !
     
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  6. Sjoerd

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    Me too Mart.
    My Bride said that I couldn’t see the forest for the trees, but told her that's not true...I sawdust.
     
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    Ha !! Leave it to you Sjoerd !
     
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    ...or I could take it.
     
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