Happy Valentine's Day, or not

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  1. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    Seen on a candy heart:
    You are a close second to bacon

    There are some times honesty is NOT the best policy!
     
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  3. Sjoerd

    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    A good response to that could be—
    Well, if you like pigs better than me you can sleep in the sty and not have to settle for a strip of pig, you can have the whole animal. Good luck and sleep tight.

    I wonder if it was a man or a woman who did this. We can speculate.
     
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    This is great MG!

    I once had a very grumpy co worker who also worked solely with at risk youth, like myself. He put a Valentine in my mail box that said " I like you almost as much as bacon. But not quite. Happy Valentines Day". I laughed so hard, and picked him up a pack local smoked bacon. :snicker: Maybe it was a ploy.....
     
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    Happy Valentines Day..:setc_088::setc_003:
     
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  6. Sjoerd

    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    Happy Valentines’ Day.
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I hope you all had a really nice Valentine's day. :) After 45 years of marriage we didn't bother to celebrate it.
     
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    I'm late for the party again as usual. We celebrated with a road trip to the islands north of us. They recently got bridges and tunnels so we decided it was about time we visited.
     
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    Well, I never celebrated it for obvious reasons. My Valentine was Valerie.Born 14.2.1944 - 9.6.2010 We married 22.9.1961.
    As a constant reminder. I have at least two HT roses..My Valentine. A rose well worth growing. Blooms are strong and well scented and last 19-29 days before fading.
     
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    What a sweet loving story. I had to look up ‘trust me’. What a beautiful :stew2: lovely rose. very sorry about your loss. Sending blessings ur way.:stew2:
     
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