A Joke or Two

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  1. Pacnorwest

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    Good one, Daniel. :D
     
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    Good one Pac.
     
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    Q. What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
    A. Stick with me and we'll go places.
     
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    Who’s the clever cloggs, Loggie?
    Good one.
     
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    Thanks Sjoerd :)

    Stella the leaf creeper
     
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    Ghosts are just people who died trying to fold a fitted sheet.
     
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    Loggie— that was very cute and funny. I have never seen such a thing. “Leaf creeper”, good title.

    MarlinG— haha….I have fitted sheets, and Halloween is a-comin’. You are giving me ideas.
     
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    In honor of Halloween:
    How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
    Witch: Into what?
     
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    Ha ha ha…
     
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    I can't believe we used to just answer the phone when it rang. No caller ID,we just picked up the phone and said "hello" like a daredevil.
     
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    No computers to robo call back then . And remember those long extension cords on phones before battery phones snaking in and around the house to do things while chatting. Needed a back pack to carry those big heavy phones.
    I wonder what happened to all those ancient telephones.

    My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
     
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    tomorrow
     
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