A Joke or Two

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  1. Logan

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    Sorry i don't know what that means Sjoerd.
     
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    That is Gaelic for, “ Long live the Haggis”.
    Sorry for being such an imp.;)
     
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    With the rise in self-driving cars, it is only a matter of time until there is a country and western song about a guy's truck leaving him.
     
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    Hahaha, good one, Marlin.
     
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    Daniël— that was especially funny to me. You see, I used to host Viking Cruise vacationers that would pull into our harbour. The would come here for an hour for conversation, coffee and apple pie then leave. They cold see their boat from the living room. Great fun, that.
     
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    I admit I suffer from correctile dysfunction. I'm mildly irritated by those who confuse there and their, misuse your, you're, and you are, and misspell words. So far I haven't shot anyone . . . .
     
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    I don't normally cook. Does anyone know how much whiskey you add to mashed potatoes?
     
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    Marlin—Oh lawdy, mss Claudy.
     
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    OK, enough is enough! I've packed up the quilts and we're heading up to Canada! @Melody Mc. do you have extra room in your barn?

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    Daniel— hahaha. Good one. The transport is remarkable. Chuckle.
     
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