A Joke or Two

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    Male or Female..?

    You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living object's are actually either Male or Female .. Here are some examples :

    FREEZER BAGS: They are Male , because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them...

    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are Female, because once turned off it take's a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right button's are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons...

    TYRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated...

    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt...

    SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water...

    WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on...

    TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people...

    EGG TIMERS: Egg timer's are female because over time all the weight shifts to the bottom...

    HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 year's they've hardly changed at all, yet are occasionally handy to have around...

    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this - it easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps tryin
     
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    I know where you snuck that from @Logan ;):D
     
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    Where was it?:D
     
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    From FC via GC.;):chuckle::chuckle:
     
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