Male or Female..? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living object's are actually either Male or Female .. Here are some examples : FREEZER BAGS: They are Male , because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them... PHOTOCOPIERS: These are Female, because once turned off it take's a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right button's are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons... TYRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated... HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt... SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water... WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on... TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people... EGG TIMERS: Egg timer's are female because over time all the weight shifts to the bottom... HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 year's they've hardly changed at all, yet are occasionally handy to have around... THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this - it easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps tryin
Funny thing from different countries all in a day of useful things. I drove over this crossing recently in my French car, with my Chinese-made smartphone containing an Indian-made battery and South Korean-made screen from an American company attached to the hands-free system playing songs by an Australian through speakers made in Germany, with French tyres on each wheel, sipping a cup of coffee from a chain founded by a couple of Italian guys, discussing getting chicken from a Portuguese restaurant for lunch, wearing a knock-off Arsenal shirt made in Christ knows where, listening to my seven-year-old son moaning because he dropped his Swiss-made chocolate all over the floor.
