I was talking to a fellow gardening friend of mine about the current administration and said that he was "Non Compos Mentis". She asked what that meant. I asked her what did she think it meant. She said : I think it means that..... "You didn't mean to compost something." ???
Hillbilly medical terms Artery – the study of paintings. Bacteria – back door to the cafeteria. Barium – what doctors do when patients die. Benign – what you be after you be eight. Cat scan – searching for kitty. Cauterize – made eye contact with her. Colic – a sheep dog. Coma – a punctuation mark. Dilate – to live long. Enema – not a friend. Fester – quicker than someone Fibula – a small lie. Labor pain – getting hurt at work. Morbid – a higher offer on eBay. Nitrates – rates of pay for working at night (usually higher than day rates). Node – I knew it. Outpatient – a patient who fainted. Pelvis – second cousin to Elvis. Post operative – a mailman. Recovery room – place to do upholstery. Rectum – nearly killed him. Secretion – hiding something. Seizure – a Roman emperor. Terminal illness – getting sick at the airport. Tumor – one plus one more. Urine – opposite of you’re out.
