This is funny but AI is spoiling YouTube now. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v8eaFX7s_Xg?feature=share
Two 90-year-old mates, Frank and Albert, had been friends their whole lives. They played football together every Saturday for decades and never missed a match. One day it became clear Albert was nearing the end. Frank visited him every day in hospital. During one visit Frank said, "Albert, we've loved football our entire lives. Do me one favour. When you get to heaven, somehow let me know if they play football up there." Albert smiled and said, "Frank, you've been my best mate for seventy years. If it's possible, I'll let you know." A few days later, Albert passed away. Two nights later, at exactly midnight, Frank woke up to a blinding flash of light and a voice calling out: "Fraaaank… Fraaaank…" Frank sat bolt upright. "Who's that?!" "It's me… Albert." Frank frowned. "That's impossible. Albert died!" "I'm telling you, it's Albert." "Albert! Where are you?" "In heaven," Albert replied. "And I've got good news and bad news." "Give me the good news first!" said Frank. "Well," said Albert, "there is football in heaven. All the old lads are here too. We're young again, the pitch is perfect, it's always sunny, and we can play football all day without getting tired." Frank beamed. "That's incredible! That's better than I ever imagined! So what's the bad news?" Albert sighed "You're in our team this Saturday." ⚽
