Installing Husband 1.0

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance
    -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
    operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs
    4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?
    Signed, Desperate



    Dear Desperate:

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
    while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

    Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

    Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

    These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have
    limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
    might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck,

    Tech Support
     
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  3. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    :D Too funny Capt!
     
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    Too accurate! :rolleyes:
     
  5. teddybear

    teddybear In Flower

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    Now! Now! There is nothing wrong with Nascar or the NFL. Some of us TX girls even watch when our 1.0's are out. 8)
     



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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    You've done it again CK - made me laugh out loud. :D :D :D
     
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    Whahaha! Good one!
     

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