Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up,...
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Classic's Eileen :D
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men...
There once was a girl called Lupin, Who kept her false leg in a big bin, On the day she got wed, She fell out of bed, And had to make dinner...
Wet, and a nice 10 Celsius...Can't last for long? :shock: Old ladies hit and poke people with them. :lol:
He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said .. . . You wear pants don't you? He said .. ....
A Scottish Jew who had worked hard all his life in Scotland decided that he would like to enjoy life a little, so he went to the exclusive St....
1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 3. The dot over the...
Well how are you both...haven't seen you since um er...yesterday :D
There once was a girl called Lupin,
Rosebud! So nice to see you here :lol:
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Phil drank the lot and was ill.
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TEDDY BEAR COLLECTION IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAY YOUR IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAY YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE YOUR...
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of...
This may come as a surprise to those not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some...
1.Pass My Shotgun 2.Psychotic Mood Shift 3.Perpetual Munching Spree 4.Puffy Mid-Section 5.People Make me Sick...
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks...
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