A Joke or Two

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  1. Logan

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    Feel free to add yours
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    Good one. Haha.
     
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    You might have to have grown up in the US in the 60s or 70s to get this.

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    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were captured by an evil sorcerer who condemned them to 10 years each in a pit.
    However each was allowed to take 10 years’ supply of 1 item.
    The Irishman said “Irish whisky!” and was duly granted his wish.
    The Scotsman said “Scotch whisky!” and he too was granted his choice.
    The Englishman said “Cigarettes!” and lo and behold his wish was granted.
    After 10 years they were released. The Irishman climbed out but immediately dropped dead from alcoholic poisioning.
    The Scotsman climbed out next and he too dropped dead from alcoholic poisoning.
    The Englishman climbed out last and said: “Anybody got a lighter?”
     
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    Yes so do i :smt044
     
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    The Bride really liked this one, Daniel.
     
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    Perhaps if we tell people their brain is an app, they will start using it.
     
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    Can I get an updated version of that app? Mine has a lot of bugs and is running slow.
     
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