A Lawyer Joke!

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  1. Tooty2shoes

    Tooty2shoes Hardy Maple

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    A lawyer phoned the governor's mansion shortly after midnight. "I need to talk to the governor, it's an emergency!" exclaimed the lawyer.
    After much cajoling, the governor's assistant agreed to wake him up. "So, what is so important that it can't wait until morning?" grumbled the governor. "Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place," begged the attorney.
    "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the mortuary," replied the governor. :eek: :D :D
     
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  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    The lawyer should have left him to sleep methinks. :D :D :D
     
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    Jerry Sullivan Garden Experimenter Plants Contributor

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    Chuckle, chuckle.

    Jerry
     
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    marlingardener Mighty Oak

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    Gee, I thought all lawyers were jokes! ;)
     



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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    loved it tee hee.
     
  7. Tooty2shoes

    Tooty2shoes Hardy Maple

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    Marlin I think they just maybe. Glad you got a chuckle out of it. ;)
     

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