This is the work of a bird photographer, you may get some photo tips. Just click The Camera Man and get started. Its just a bit of fun.
WOW haven't his photographic skills improved? I like the way you've incorporated all the 'bad' shots in your story. Pity is that most of mine look like the ones you'd delete.
This is story number 29 in the series A Day in the Life of Birds. With the other stories, nature tours, gardenind etc. I have made over 50 shows, that is around 2500 pictures. Have a couple more just about finished.