This morning while no one was watching, I sneaked into the bedroom. I had a good time checking up on stuff. DR caught me coming back out and stopped me to see what I had in my mouth. It was a small AA battery I found in the waste basket. Well he got mad and chewed me out. Now I am in the dog house. I have been charged with assaulting a battery. Chance
Chance ,you knew not to go noseing around like that.Batteries are bad for you.You could really be sick from battery acid .I don't blame DR at all.The dog house is mighty cold this time of year.Maybe you will do better next time.
Oh Chance, you and Nibbler sould get along fabulousy, he gets in trouble just like that. Batteries aren't anything for dogs to mess around with.
Oh dear Chance that was a bit naughty of you. I'm actually glad that DR caught you with that battery before it did you any damage. Next time sneak off with a blanket and get it into the dog house before anyone sees you. That way when you're banished there again at least you'll be cosy.
