Elderly lament

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  1. marlingardener

    marlingardener Mighty Oak

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    The older I get, the tighter companies are putting the lids on jars.
    I read about people my age climbing mountains and running marathons. I'm happy if I put on my underwear in the morning without losing my balance.
     
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  3. Doghouse Riley

    Doghouse Riley In Flower

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    I had an elderly aunt who said to be able to put her knickers on in the morning, she had two clothes pegs with strings. She attached the pegs to either side of the waist band, put the knickers on the floor, stepped into them hanging onto the strings and then pulled them up.

    On a personal note. This is the view from one of the tees on our golf course.

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    I can usually drive over the ditch in the mid distance. But we older players are sure that the greens staff are moving it further and further away each year.
     
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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    Well then Jane, you can be happy every morning if you put your knickers on sitting down.
     
  5. mart

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    Ha ! Just try clipping your toenails !
     

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