This is funny as hell, and completely accurate! Y'all have known me long enough to know this about me! What's even funnier is that Paige showed this to me, said it describes me perfectly, and it describes her too, but ONLY when she's talking to me!! She said no one but her Mom would put up with her telling stories this way!
I'm told this is exactly how my husband's Mother told her stories. I never got to meet her, I sure wish I had.
I do exactly the same with my daughter Ronni!! By the time I've told my tale we've covered almost every subject except the one I started with. Laura tells me she wouldn't have me any other way though as it make life far more interesting. Who wants to be 'normal' anyway?
Never apologize! All that info was necessary but not extraneous... It just adds to the flavor of the story.