It's not funny....

At lunch time today, Lord Awful was telling me about an angel he found whilst doing specialised conservation work on a church. ''Did it look like me?'' I asked .. ''Yes'' he replied, ''it was old and dusty and full of woodworm ''

 

Cackle.

That man goes where angels fear to tread.

 

Ha ! Is your gun loaded ?

 

It had the same angelic charm and wisdom that you have darling

 

Don't worry folks, I am plotting my revenge .... watch this space........................

 

Will check back tomorrow ! Old, dusty and full of woodworms should be interesting !!

 

Shh, the poor soldier has had to have an early night Some dusty old angel found him a few desperately necessary tasks today (requiring sweat and toil). The trouble with being old and dusty - I dunno ! , good job there's always a young and fit young person about to take over.

 

Could hardly move this morning

Had to burn everything with woodworm in it

 

You cannot be too careful. I also suggest a volvo.

 

Frank, Frank, Frank ..... I am distraught, and rent asunder. How could you poke me into the ''jokes and games'' category when I am feeling so wretched and my feelings have been laid bare in this way. Can you not see the seriousness of this? Old, dusty and full of woodworm indeed - I need to go for a lie down now...........

 

I wonder just how moderate moderaters really are!