This is an apple upside down pie. The recipe: Hang a sack of apples on the neighbours’ door. Wait a couple of days until the timer bell, I mean the front door bell goes and take the tart out, I mean in and Bob’s yer uncle. Disclaimer— this recipe is freely given with the consent and blessing of my Bride.
Hop on your horse and gallop off to the first building you see and hang your treasured ingredients on their door...and wait. Don’t forget to leave your address in the bag.