Just For Grins

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Shanna, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. Shanna

    Shanna In Flower

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    How come we chose from just two people to run for president and over 5o for Miss America?

    I signed up for a exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing.If I had any loose-fitting clothing I wouldn't have signed up in the first place.

    Don't argue with an Idiot;people watching may not be able to tell the diffrence.

    Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school,but they can in prison?

    Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

    Bumper sticker of the year:"If you can read this,thank a teacher-and,sinceIt's in English,thank a soldier."

    And remember:Life is like a roll of toilet paper.The closer you get to the end,the faster it goes.
     
  2. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    "And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes."

    Sadly only too true!!!!
     
  3. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    This one may be for grins but oh so true.
     

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