On reading subtle signs!!!

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  1. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    Fifty-one years ago,

    Herman James, a YALE honor student from Bostonian 'HIGH SOCIETY',, was drafted by the Army...

    On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.

    That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

    On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.

    That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

    On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.

    The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
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    Love to all, Hank.....
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :smt043Keep running Herman!! :smt043
     
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    Good one! :smt044:smt044:smt044:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt044:smt044:smt044
     
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    carolyn Strong Ash

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    poor Herman
     
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    That's a good one! :smt044 :smt005:smt043
     
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