One wish !

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  1. Capt Kirk

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    Jeff and Dale, were adrift in a lifeboat.
    While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Jeff stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
    This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Jeff immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into The Worlds Best beer. The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into beer and the genie vanished.
    Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
    Dale looked disgustedly at Jeff whose wish had been granted.
    After a long, tension-filled moment Dale said, "Nice going Jeff! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
     
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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    :smt038 :smt038 :smt044 Too funny.I'm glad I hadn't just sipped my coffee Capt.
     
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    Yuck - beer!!! :( I'd prefer pure fruit juice. :D :D
     
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    Dale must have been from Milwaukee, (where they appreciate a fine beer) and Jeff from Chicago, (where they will drink most anything that says beer on the label), at a Brewer - Cub game in Milwaukee. I say that in jest, as I have good friends from Chicago. (How still believe that horses play football)
     

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