Poem about cleaning.

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I asked the Lord to tell me
    Why my house is such a mess.
    He asked if I'd been 'computering',
    And I had to answer "yes." :smt045

    He told me to get off my butt
    And tidy up the house.
    And so I started cleaning up...
    The smudges off my mouse. :smt059

    I wiped and shined its topside.
    That really did the trick...
    I was just admiring my work...
    I didn't mean to 'click.' :eek:

    But click, I did, and oops I found
    A real absorbing site
    It's initials are GS
    'An I was into it all night. :oops:

    Nothing's changed except my mouse
    It's very, very shiny.
    I guess my house will stay a mess...
    While I sit here on my hiney. :D
     
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    Droopy Slug Slaughterer Plants Contributor

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    :smt043 Oh, eileen, are you me?
     
  4. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Well maybe not you but definately your twin - Loopy!!!! :D :D
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Yet another tragic case of 'accidental site addiction' rears its ugly head. If it helps Eils I can block access to the site from Scotland?
     



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    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    :D Ah, who really needs a clean house anyway? ;)
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    No don't you dare Frank or you'll hear of a gibbering idiot ramaging all over Scotland, screaming for GardenStew, and creating havoc wherever she goes!!!! :rolleyes:
     
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    Biita Arctic-ally Challenged Forager

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    lol,,, poor Eileen,,lol. cute poem.
     
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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Loved it Eileen and I'm glad know one can look at mine right now.
     
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    stratsmom Flower Fanatic

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    Very Cute ;) What a poet you are!
    I think we all can agree "who needs a clean house"?
    My house is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy!!
    Deanna
    :-D
     
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    Primsong Young Pine

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    As they say, a clean house is a sign of a well-used computer. ;-)
     
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    trudy In Flower

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    Poem about cleaning

    :D Good poem, our houses aren't dirty just lived in!
     
  13. CritterPainter

    CritterPainter Awed by Nature

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    You are a woman of hidden talents! OK, but I was feeling guilty already so now I'll go clean. Thanks alot. *pout* darn laundry anyways...
     
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    kuntrygal Texas Rose

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    Cute poem! You can 'write' in my dust! But no one sees it but me, and I have gotten use to it! Would problably miss it if it was gone :rolleyes:
     
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    :smt082 :smt005 :rofl: :smt082 :smt005 :rofl:
     

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