The young man entered the chemist`s shop and asked to see the pharmacist. To his dismay the pharmacist turned out to be a middle aged woman and he started to say that he had made a mistake. She said "Now there`s no need to be embarrassed. My sister and I are both qualified pharmacists and we`ve been running this shop for years and we don`t shock easily" The young man said "Well, I have a rather delicate problem. I have a permanent erection. Can you do anything for me?" The pharmacist thought for a moment and then said "I think I need to discuss this with my sister". She disappeared into the pharmacy, and the young man heard the faint muttering of voices for several minutes. Finally she returned and said "I`ve discussed it with my sister, and we feel that the best we can offer is a one third share in the business and £300 a month living expenses"
