Scottish (or Texan, German, Irish, etc.) wedding reception

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    At the Scottish (insert Texan, Irish, German, etc.) wedding reception the D.J. yelled..."Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
    -- The bartender was almost crushed to death.
     
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    Oh, I'm using this one! Made my day.
     
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    :D (... inserted Norwegian...)
     
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