Texting Codes for Seniors

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  1. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    ((I don't do 'texting' but thought these are cute!!


    Texting Codes For Seniors---Hope this helps.

    * BFF - Best Friends Funeral

    * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

    * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

    * CBM- Covered by Medicare

    * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

    * DWI- Driving While Incontinent

    * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    * GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    * GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    * HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

    * LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
    * LOL- Living on Lipitor

    * OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

    * TOT- Texting on Toilet

    * WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

    Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)


    Hank
     
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  3. marlingardener

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    Hank, you might want to add WITHIST (Who in the Heck is That) which is very effective when relatives visit, and closely akin to WAITT! I won't go into ITHWD (I Thought He Was Dead) which also puts off visitors.
    Love your posts!
     
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  4. mart

    mart Strong Ash

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    Hanks jokes always make me laugh for days.
     
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  5. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I have a few friends that could do with those!! I think I'll send your post to them. I'll also warm them to GTIPR (Get the incontinent pants ready) before they read them. :smt005
     
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    Good ones!
     

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