In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the fortune teller delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know... She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?" [ [ [ [ For some reason, wives tend to like this joke........ . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From Hank
