The joke's on me

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  1. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    I am technically inept (understatement!) and really don't understand the workings of electrical thingys.
    The bottom strand of lights on our Christmas tree went out, and we decided to just live with it since replacing the lights would involve de-decorating a third of the tree.
    I came home from shopping, and the lights were on! My husband explained that, while I was gone, he had figured out that a diode had failed and he cross-wired two sub-connectors to get the lights to work.
    I praised him greatly and was so happy and terribly impressed. Then he told me the lights just came on by themselves and he hadn't the slightest idea about diodes and sub-connectors or why the lights now worked.
    If he weren't so cute, and if it weren't the Christmas season, I'd box his ears!
     
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    Jerry Sullivan Garden Experimenter Plants Contributor

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    Not having any LED lighting but being familiar with the DC loving new generation lights, I can appreciate your husbands solution. Now was that a Half wave or full wave rectifier? (rhetorical question) :)

    Jerry
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    My husband tried something similar with me Jane some years ago. I simply turned to him and said knowingly - I take it you changed the bulb then? The look on his face was priceless as he thought he'd got the better of me for once. No way - after all he's only a man isn't he? ;) :D :D
     
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    Chortling madly. :D
     
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  5. cherylad

    cherylad Countess of Cute-ification Plants Contributor

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    Let me guess... engineer? :p
     
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    :rofl:

    Men! ;)
     
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    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    haha! I've had lights that come on and off by themselves too!
     
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    Cheryl, how did you know?
    Jerry, I asked him about that rectifier thing, and he said he used a cross-referenced rectifier installed upside down. I think he's getting a little cocky . . . .
     
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    cherylad Countess of Cute-ification Plants Contributor

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    Jane... two of my brothers are/were engineers. I recognized the "symptoms". :D
     
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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    Girls, girls....never mind the lights going on and off--aren't your men the lights of your lives? Don't they generate more than enough light on their own to illuminate your dwellings and relationships? :D
     
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    Oddly enough, most of our Christmas lights have diodes. Normally they don't, but I add one to each string. Adding a diode to the circuit (don't do this with LED strings, there's a 50/50 chance that they'll quit completely) makes them burn far longer than normal. Normally, the bulbs are burning at maximum brightness and most of their life will be used after one holiday season. They may also burn out quicker if there's a small power surge while they're on. So, Marlin, your darling hubby might have been on the right track. The subconnector (basically, the thing you plug into the wall) may have a lose connection. Most have fuses tucked away in there, and occasionally they get a little loose. You shouldn't cross wire them, just tighten the connectors. As for the diode, they don't come with one from the factory, but they are a good idea. :p

    On a separate note:
    Do they have "The Knack"?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmYDgncMhXw
     
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    Roy honey, I didn't understand a thing you said, but I'll pass the information on to my husband, who will likely understand (or pretend to) what you wrote. Sjoerd, I am definitely not letting my husband see your post
    He's cocky enough, having put one over on me!
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    cherylad Countess of Cute-ification Plants Contributor

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    Yes EvilRoy... definitely "The Knack"... especially for one of them. the other seems more normal... I expect it's because he has a wife and kids to keep him "grounded". Love that video... I think I sent it to them last year. If not...gonna send it again. :D
     
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    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Randy definitely has "The Knack" I never met anyone who could repair or rebuild things like he does....and he is a HAM radio operator :eek:
     

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