The longer you have been married, the funnier this is…..

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  1. jbest123

    jbest123 In Flower

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    One lazy Sunday morning Jo-Rene and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately.”
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    ( photo / image / picture from jbest123's Garden )

    “Now why would you want me to do something like that John?” she asked.

    “I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don’t want some idiot using my stuff.”

    She looked at me intently and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another idiot?”
     
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    Good one John!
     



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    oubee In Flower

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    Haha, just one observation; the guy in the picture strangely resembles you :D
     
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    jbest123 In Flower

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    I never denied that it was me. :oops: :oops: :oops:
     

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