The power of alcohol!

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    I went fishing this weekend, but after a short time I ran out of bait.
    Then I saw a cotton-mouth water moccasin snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
    His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
     
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  3. eileen

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    Maybe he wanted another shot of your Jack Daniels CK!! :D :D Did you catch any fish with your frog bait?
     

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