The Woman Golfer. As she took her back swing she hit this man standing behind her. He doubled up in agony with his hands clasped between his legs. She was really upset and was saying how sorry she was. "Look, I'm a physiotherapist and I'm sure I can make you feel a lot better". "Take down your pants, we can go into the trees where it is more private". "Why do I have to take down my pants" he asks. "Well I work with accidents every day and I'm sure I can help you". She massaged the top of his legs and all around for a few minutes. "There you can put your pants back on", she said. "Do feel pretty good now". "Yes" he replied, "but my thumb still hurts, I think you broke it".
