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  1. PepperDude

    PepperDude In Flower

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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then

    put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
     
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    PepperDude In Flower

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    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'

    when babies wake up like every two hours?
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
     
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    PepperDude In Flower

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    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny

    for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Why is a hamburger called a HAMburger when there's no ham in it. :-?
     
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    PepperDude In Flower

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    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Is an oxymoron a really dumb bovine?
     
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    PepperDude In Flower

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    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,

    he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
     
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    When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
     
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    PepperDude In Flower

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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,

    what is baby oil made from?
     
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    Why is there instructions in brail at the drive up bank machines?
     
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    Why do we say "my head is killing me" when we're obviously not dead?
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    PepperDude In Flower

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    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,

    but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
     
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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
     
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