What I need . . . .

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  1. marlingardener

    marlingardener Mighty Oak

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    There is a program on TV called House Hunters. Prospective home buyers always need more room to entertain, more bedrooms for relatives to stay and visit, a patio for cook-outs, etc.
    What I need is a moat filled with alligators.
     
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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    We really like that kind of show. We watch “Escape To The Country”, BBC production.
    You wanna moat? Far out. So far out, you could say that your chances of getting it are re- moat.
     
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    Dirtmechanic Young Pine

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    I think you have a better chance with aquiring a re-moat controlled alligator. That would do it too I would think.
     



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    Don`t bet on it ! This is Texas ! Many here have found Gators in stock ponds ! I will send them your way MG ! Just dig the moat !
     
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    Here are some alligators for you.

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    Now that you mention it, I could also use a moat with alligators.
     
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    Dirtmechanic Young Pine

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    I would need an electric motor to thrash a tail now and then. I have zero reason to let neighbors be comfortable. This place is far too stable.
     
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